There are two, count 'em two, official new posts coming soon, tomorrow morning to be exact. (Pacific Standard Time).
So this is not an actual post. And as is often the case here at Cranky Fitness, there is nothing in here that has anything to do with Health or Fitness. Except in the sense that laughing is good for you, but that's lame.
Anyway. The ever-resourceful Dawno found this site and it seemed easier to steal her idea than to find or write original material.
It's called the Shakespeare Insult Kit, a do-it-yourself project that's way too much fun.
Some examples of why you should go check it out:
Thou fawning beef-witted canker-blossom!
Thou infectious dizzy-eyed hedge-pig!
Thou mammering boil-brained flax-wench!
See how much fun this can be?
Thanks, Dawno. Next DMV visit, this list could come in quite handy.