There are many reasons that Cranky Fitness stopped pretending to be a blog about fitness, and became Just Cranky instead. One of them is: health and fitness research keeps contradicting itself. Who can trust it anymore?
And yet, I can't help it: I still keep clicking on headlines and reading studies and listening to experts and watching little how-to videos. I'm frequently asking Chatty, my AI health research assistant, for her cheerfully confident yet often inaccurate advice.
But every time I'm convinced I finally know what the "best" answer is to a health question? Some new take from an equally credible source comes along and says, nope, that was all wrong! How to sort out these scientific cat fights? Who do I listen to?
Is it best to just "zone out" and ignore it all and go with our guts?
So I'm still struggling a bit with cardio due to hypoparathyroidism, a rare and completely bonkers endocrine disorder I managed to acquire after cancer surgery. So it feels super important to try to optimize the cardio I can get away with.
But it turns out Expert Advice has changed a bit since back in the Cranky Fitness days! So what's the surprising new twist?
But First: Remember Cardio Zones?
This is the boring, background research part of health blogging that I hate doing. So since (a) I'm not a health blogger anymore and (b) no one is reading this, let alone paying me anything, I'll do the Bezos and Musk thing and just fire the human (me) and let Chatty have a go at it.
If you already know about zones, just skip on right through!
Cardio (heart-rate) zones = intensity bands based on % of your max heart rate or metabolic thresholds.
Most models use 5 zones, from very easy to maximal effort.
Typical 5-zone model
- Zone 1 → ~50–60% max HR — very easy / recovery
Zone 2 → ~60–70% — aerobic endurance base
- Zone 3 → ~70–80% — moderate-hard “tempo”
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Zone 4 → ~80–90% — threshold / hard
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Zone 5 → ~90–100% — near-max / VO₂max
These zones roughly track metabolic changes. For example, crossing from Zone 2 to Zone 3 corresponds to passing a lactate threshold where acid production rises faster than the body clears it. Um, and what does that mean, exactly? No clue. It just sounds impressively sciencey.
Note: if you want to double check her sources, Chatty cites Cleveland Clinic and Mass General Brigham.
So What's New in Zone Training Advice?
So back when I was fitness blogging, "Cardio" meant Zone 3 and Zone 4. And that's what we mostly did. Zone 2 was for warm up and cool down.
And the new cool kid on the block was Zone 5, which is where you end up when doing HIIT, or High Intensity Interval Training.
I wrote quite a few posts back in the day about the benefits of High Intensity Interval Training, because it's awesome for you in countless ways. But because the protocols were so brutal, I invented my own alternative: Somewhat High Intensity Interval Training, or SHIIT for short.
And guess what? Cranky Fitness was ahead of the curve. Turns out that turning up the intensity to nearly barf-inducing levels is still encouraged.
Enter... Polarization!
No, this does not refer to training with cool sunglasses.
It means: focusing on low and high intensity zones and blowing off most of the stuff in the middle.
So why are some experts recommending that we ditch most of our old mainstay Zone 3 and 4, and instead, spend the majority of our time in boring lower intensity Zone 2 training, with a sprinkling of agonizing Zone 5?
Because research studies and elite training programs started seeing better results that way. And it turns out there are unique longevity and metabolic benefits that humble Zone 2 and horrific Zone 5 provide that you don't get from the middle zones.
Cardio Zone 2 Benefits
So what's so great about lower intensity cardio?
Hit it, Chatty!
Mitochondrial function & density
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Zone 2 stimulates mitochondrial efficiency, oxidative capacity, and fat metabolism.
Insulin sensitivity & glucose control
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Improves insulin sensitivity and glucose handling, helping prevent metabolic disease.
Capillary density and oxygen use
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Improves oxygen delivery and cellular oxygen utilization via mitochondrial and capillary adaptations.
Fat oxidation & metabolic flexibility
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Encourages fat as fuel → important for long-duration energy and metabolic health.
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Mitochondria = central to aging, energy, and chronic disease risk
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Insulin sensitivity = central to cardiometabolic risk
Aerobic base = allows sustainable lifetime activity
Cardio Zone 5 (HIIT) Benefits
So in case you were hoping that the benefits of God-awful HIIT training turned out to be over-hyped and were minimal enough to ignore, um... sorry. Can we have a recap of the benefits, Chatty?
On the Other Hand...
Polarization is still not mainstream.
In fact, one of the biggest advocates for this sort of training style is the recently disgraced Peter Attia. Although I don't know that his disgustingly close relationship with a wealthy pedophile necessarily nullifies benefits people have discovered from his training advice. After all, wealthy pedophiles pay good money for expert advice to maximize longevity. (Although it didn't seem to work out too well for Mr. Epstein).
And it's not just pedophiles who think emphasizing Zone 2 and Zone 5 is smart. Zone 5 has been trendy for quite a while now, and Zone 2 is gaining traction in the exercise world, especially among endurance coaches. And for some reason, every podcaster and longevity expert I've encountered lately seems to be advocating for this, or at least in my weird little fitness-nerd corner of the world.
Yet mainstream advice still emphasizes doing pretty much everything, with the hope that you will at least do something. It's mostly the more cutting edge longevity folks who are telling us to pile up the Zone 2, season with Zone 5, and not worry so much about 3 and 4.
Biggest Drawbacks of Zone 2: How the Hell to Know When You're in it?
Experts disagree on exactly where Zone 2 starts and stops, and it's really hard for some of us to tell when we're there: Especially when our heart rates and the "talk test" and the perceived rate of exertion all point us in different directions. It could be the subject of a whole other extremely Cranky post! Here's a starter article from Cleveland Clinic with cardio zone advice, but if you are considering Zone 2 training it's probably worth doing a lot more research, so you can get a definitive answer personalized for your situation, and then later find out it was totally wrong.
For example, I spent a year or two trying to build up Zone 2 mileage only to discover that my Garmin watch most likely had my zones wrong, and that I was probably in Zone 1 for much of that time. No wonder it felt like I wasn't making any progress. Much crankiness ensued, and now I'm experimenting with different heart rate targets.
Second Biggest Drawback: You Have to Go Longer and it Gets Really Freaking Boring
As I recall, the recommended amount is about 3 hours a week of Zone 2 as a minimum. Which is a lot, especially if you also want to do HIIT, strength training, stretching, meditation etc, etc, etc. Zone 2 is endurance training, and it's interesting to some of us to discover that our brain's endurance craps out way more quickly than our body's endurance! At least I have my secret weapon, my Holofit Virtual Reality world to escape to. (Note: I get no money recommending it, I just think it's cool).
Biggest Drawback of Zone 5, High Intensity
It sucks.
So What Kind of Cardio Should You Be Doing?
Short answer: whatever the hell kind seems to work for you. You can find research to justify pretty much any kind of cardio.
Motivation and consistency are SO much more important than picking the absolute best protocol.
For me, a polarized plan is pretty ideal. I love the feeling of accomplishment I get doing HIIT, even if only once a week. It's so damn good for you. And I try to also work in at least 3 days of Zone 2, because it's slightly easier to recover from with my fucked up spazzy calf muscles than Zones 3 and 4 are, and I like the idea of grabbing some of those metabolic and longevity benefits unique to Zone 2. But we're all special little snowflakes with our own beautifully complex constellations of goals, vulnerabilities and preferences.



I'll just stay here in Zone 2 where I've always been. I laughed at the idea of only walking three hours a week, but then my leg spoke up from its nerve-pinched corner over there and said "Walk? 20 yards? Are you kidding me? Bring me some gabapentin!!!" (It's my left leg now instead of the right. A few months ago my lumbar spine changed its mind on where to send the pain signals, but now I have better pain meds.)
ReplyDeleteOh how frustrating Mary Anne! It's funny, I'd never heard of gabapentin until fairly recently and now it seems like everyone's taking it for something or other. I hope things improve soon!
DeleteAny movement works for me! And if I combo some fun hydration afterwards, that would include “elbow bending”😂
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit! Um, quite possibly literally, depending on whether there's an adult beverage in the glass. "Fun hydration," I think I'm going to steal that. :)
DeleteSince I can't run at the moment (tendonitis, plantar fasciitis, the usual predictable maladies) cardio consists of whatever I can persuade myself to do, which varies between something and nothing at all and certainly doesn't involve paying any attention to zones. Running seems to unplug my brain enough that I kind of don't notice I'm doing it, but for most other cardio my boredom threshold is much more of a problem than my lactate threshold!
ReplyDeleteI'll probably just keep focusing on strength work until my ankles start working properly again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well at least you didn't sign yourself Lame Duck, but damn, those "predictable maladies" sure seem to pile up as the years go by. Hope you can get back to running, (alas, my knees won't let me anymore) because I agree, running seems to do something special to the brain, and it's so much simpler and more portable than other forms of cardio. Good luck on the strength training!
DeleteHow did I not think of "Lame Duck"? I'm ashamed of myself. 😂
DeleteHi Crabby, I love cycling classes for cardio work, and I have one instructor who has been preaching “polarization” (although without that name for it) for years. She was a big fan of Peter Attia, so his Epstein affiliation really shook her. But, as she noted, he certainly wasn’t the only one giving this longevity advice. I told her to “separate the artist from the art,” which is what allows us to enjoy Michael Jackson’s music, Woody Allen’s movies, and Picasso’s art, to name a few. At least to some extent.
ReplyDeleteThe instructor I mentioned above occasionally structures the class as a way for us to find our zones. It means warming up well and then working edge-of-barf hard for twenty minutes (with a heart rate monitor). The average heart rate for that 20 minutes is your anaerobic threshold, aka the beginning of zone five. You figure out the rest of the zones from there. I’ve used my numbers from one of those tests for years, although I notice that age has adjusted them downward! Anyway, it’s interesting stuff, it helps me sleep and feel good, and maybe it’s even as good for longevity as the experts say. Thanks for another fun, captivating post!
Lisa
Lisa, thanks so much for visiting! It sounds like you and your spin instructor have been ahead of the curve for years. And yeah, given how many famous dudes have turned out to be problematic it's not like it's practical to ditch everything they've ever come up with. But it's interesting that the increased scrutiny of Attia did actually challenge his medical background a bit as well. However, he's hardly alone with his take on optimizing cardio by focusing on the upper and lower zones, and I'll be curious if the whole 'do a crapload of Zone 2' advice survives the test of time and further research. So many of these trends come and go. Remember shunning avocados and salmon because they had too much fat, and loading up on bagels because they didn't? Sigh.
DeleteI have recently been taking unkind delight in the fall of intermittent fasting, which always sounded like nonsense to me.
DeleteEven better MaryAnne: now there's pushback on cold plunges, a form of supposedly healthy torture I was never quite masochistic enough to undertake.
DeleteHmmm, your post today has given me an idea for my post next week! hahahaha thank you!
ReplyDeleteI used to research all the exercise stuff. Since I began this new skinny lifestyle, almost three years ago now, I have changed my perspective on exercising. I commit to walking at least one mile at one point during the day and doing 3500 steps per day. I also do a strength workout once a week. That's it. I will be upping the exercise day from one to, to two, in the near future but I am not pushing myself so hard. If I do, then I'll get overwhelmed and discouraged and might quit everything.
My thinking is, that what I am doing, I should be able to do when I am 80. At the bare minimum, I will continue this until something changes, IF it changes. So far though, this works for me. BTW, I rarely get less than 7500 steps a day and end up walking more than a mile. But I am committed to those basic metrics that I can do even when snowed in or not feeling well.
The health industry is always changing and has new/latest/greatest recommendation$$$ for everyone. Even our food pyramid (cough cough) has been turned upside down. I say, try things that interest you or help you with current health issues like you're dealing with. Perfection is not the name of the game. Doing something is better than doing nothing. Just my humble opinion.
Walker Lady, you are the epitome of a sensible pursuer of a healthy lifestyle, doing your research, finding out what works for you and staying consistent even when it's tough. I think more than that gets into "hobby" territory, where the constant search for optimization has to feel interesting and rewarding enough on its own to be worth the frustration of conflicting advice, and the practical challenges around fitting it all in. Fitness bloggers (like I was) are actually the worst at offering diet/exercise advice to normal people, because often we're either childless or work at home or retired or making money off the fitness industry so it's partly a job, whereas normal people usually have a lot more on their plates (pun!) and don't obsess over all the latest trends.
DeleteMy problem is finding time to exercise at all. When I can, I get in walks, trying to vary how far and how fast.
ReplyDeleteThat's great Messymimi, that's so much more than most people do. My reply above to Walker Lady applies here too: fitness bloggers are the worst at giving health advice to normal people with real lives!
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