Damn but I'm glad Mr. Random Number Generator had to pick the winner. There were so many great comments that I'd never be able to pick just one.
The winner is...
Congratulations! Please send your name and mailing address to crabbymcslacker @ gmail .com (without the spaces) by Friday, January 16th.
Reminder: if you'd like to order the scale from the kind folks at Mary Lou's Weigh, use the coupon code Crabby50 and they'll give you a 50% discount.
p.s. Y'know? Those irritating perky messages are becoming less irritating as time goes by. Now I just wish the scale would say something about my losing weight!