By Crabby McSlacker
Yes, we did indeed just have a post about aqua-aerobics! But that was a real one, a guest post written by someone who actually knows something about it.
This is the lame-ass, totally illegitimate guide directed at people like me who:
- Hate getting into water because it is cold and wet;
- Don't swim well;
- Don't like water up their nose;
- Are too lazy and/or intimidated to sign up for a class and actually learn how to do stuff properly;
- Have a multitude of other complaints about pool-based activities (like racoon goggle eyes, ill fitting swimsuits, inconvenient location/hours, toxic chlorine, and the probability that kids have peed in the water); but, who
- Have accumulated enough joint pain, injuries, boredom or burnout to make taking advantage of a totally different form of exercise that is suddenly conveniently available sort of intriguing.
So yeah, I'm sparing you more South Africa pictures today to share my hotel-pool aqua-aerobic workout experience, should you be planning to travel anywhere and want to toss in a bathing suit and give it a shot.