tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post715862181182739281..comments2024-03-15T04:01:53.036-04:00Comments on Cranky Fitness: The Cranky Fitness Guide to the OlympicsCrabby McSlackerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12108791388350253344noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-2022250972694874682008-08-13T20:33:00.000-04:002008-08-13T20:33:00.000-04:00*runs back*P.S. Michael Phelps is winning a looot...*runs back*<BR/><BR/>P.S. Michael Phelps is winning a looot of medals. And Mark Spitz isn't there to see it. Because he didn't get a formal invitation from the IOC, apparently.<BR/><BR/>I'm like this. If you're Mark Spitz, you're not necessarily a passive person. And you probably have staff. Could not one of them have called up and hinted gently so that the invitation, however previously "lost in the mail" it was, would have arrived on time?<BR/><BR/><BR/>And what about the Spanish basketball team? Anyone have an opinion on that madness?<BR/><BR/>*runs away again*littlemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03718332143368553659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-89000662458541006552008-08-13T20:30:00.000-04:002008-08-13T20:30:00.000-04:00"Sky King" - Roger Federer (what the Beijing press..."Sky King" - Roger Federer (what the Beijing press call him. Really. Known elsewhere as the King of Tennis).<BR/><BR/>"Nadal! Nadal! Go!Go!Go!" - Cheer first well- and recently- constructed by the Chinese, which should probably be screamed whenever Rafa does anything. Ever. Amen.<BR/><BR/>Pox on Nalbandian for letting Monfils beat him, thereby potentially ruining best chances for a FEDAL final.<BR/><BR/>Sorry I've been sooo neglectful guys - Rogi and Rafa are through the 3rd round of the draw and on the way to the quarters.<BR/><BR/>*runs away, back to sleep dep on Beijing time*littlemhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03718332143368553659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-9626966651274616082008-08-11T00:29:00.000-04:002008-08-11T00:29:00.000-04:00aquestrian: an epic journey to recapture missing r...aquestrian: an epic journey to recapture missing rainfall. <BR/><BR/>(not a great one. Sorry.)Gabriellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07611971818007057323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-26772892350139553102008-08-10T05:27:00.000-04:002008-08-10T05:27:00.000-04:00I loved the "gymnastics" definition -- that so doe...I loved the "gymnastics" definition -- that so does happen at my gym !!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-10605469348108137722008-08-09T22:48:00.000-04:002008-08-09T22:48:00.000-04:00My son was reading all of the ways that you could ...My son was reading all of the ways that you could watch coverage of the olympics. We found out that you could actually watch it on your cell phone! We laughed hysterically at the thought of watching a table tennis match on my cell phone.Hollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12711099350545658671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-25502350264741713672008-08-09T18:11:00.000-04:002008-08-09T18:11:00.000-04:00Laghed out loud at the relay! I also enjoyed the ...Laghed out loud at the relay! I also enjoyed the breast stroke...hmmmm what does that say about me - I'm 12 too?!?<BR/><BR/>Great post! Wish I were clever enough to contribute one or two...runningmemawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11141891346930967223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-32952833228304112382008-08-09T08:49:00.000-04:002008-08-09T08:49:00.000-04:00Olympics--Not my thing! TerrieOlympics--Not my thing! TerrieTerrie Farley Moranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04980849018232866773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-46830729679578336832008-08-08T23:17:00.000-04:002008-08-08T23:17:00.000-04:00I will have to admit..I am not an Olympic fan =\ I...I will have to admit..I am not an Olympic fan =\ I guess I am just not a sports fan.<BR/><BR/>But I have to say I love these definitions ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-20059509254010392892008-08-08T22:41:00.000-04:002008-08-08T22:41:00.000-04:00Great post. Made me laugh. Thanks.To answer your q...Great post. Made me laugh. Thanks.<BR/>To answer your question, I'm so bore with the opening cermonies that I'm blogging through it the gathering of countries. <BR/><BR/>Have a great weekend.<BR/><BR/>Grace & blessing to you.JChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09958762456460566151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-77617059275993124072008-08-08T18:49:00.000-04:002008-08-08T18:49:00.000-04:00I love your definitions and I love the Olympics......I love your definitions and I love the Olympics....I always enjoy watching the games and the commentary, etc. And I'm so thankful I have DVR (same as TIVO) this time so I don't have to watch in the middle of the night.Juicebox.momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12412621435268979016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-71826429389411812542008-08-08T16:34:00.000-04:002008-08-08T16:34:00.000-04:00"Relay" made me spit iced coffee at my monitor. Th..."Relay" made me spit iced coffee at my monitor. Thanks, Merry!<BR/><BR/>I adore the Olympics.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-3993639885495213342008-08-08T15:02:00.000-04:002008-08-08T15:02:00.000-04:00I was feeling pretty silly when I wrote that...I was feeling pretty silly when I wrote that...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-71462347504248153932008-08-08T14:35:00.000-04:002008-08-08T14:35:00.000-04:00ohhh....and sadly, I just got the relay comment.ohhh....and sadly, I just got the relay comment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-45335904902944574712008-08-08T14:34:00.000-04:002008-08-08T14:34:00.000-04:00hilarious! I like your definition of gymnastics, p...hilarious! I like your definition of gymnastics, primarily because I see it happen way too often. I know a few people who would definitely get the gold!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-79751038211827534072008-08-08T14:06:00.000-04:002008-08-08T14:06:00.000-04:00Yup, I snorted at the "relay" one too. You guys a...Yup, I snorted at the "relay" one too. You guys are so clever!!!!<BR/><BR/>(Hey, I have surgery on my right hand again on September 23. You can see a nasty picture of the broken hand on my blog if you like that kind of thing.)Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12785796365378274088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-29514415710427456772008-08-08T12:27:00.000-04:002008-08-08T12:27:00.000-04:00I guess it's been a reeeeaaaalllly long time since...I guess it's been a reeeeaaaalllly long time since I had any kind of lay, since I didn't get the relay joke until a co-worker explained it to me *slapping myself up the side of the head*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-84238427147282161312008-08-08T11:35:00.000-04:002008-08-08T11:35:00.000-04:00These are great! Olympics are always enjoyable to...These are great! Olympics are always enjoyable to watch.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18285850895862247408noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-59371017951683711572008-08-08T10:45:00.000-04:002008-08-08T10:45:00.000-04:00Water Polo = dousing an 80's era, collar popped Po...Water Polo = dousing an 80's era, collar popped Polo wearer with a nice bucket full. Then, place your Corey Hart sunglasses back on and march away.Nitmoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17108597328135023198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-12332929642171710052008-08-08T10:25:00.000-04:002008-08-08T10:25:00.000-04:00Relay Ha, but it took me a second to ge the joke. ...Relay Ha, but it took me a second to ge the joke. I love the Olympics.Travis Erwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09420879160702098979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-11096150442111470352008-08-08T10:11:00.000-04:002008-08-08T10:11:00.000-04:00Diving: what happens when a show like The Swan or ...Diving: what happens when a show like The Swan or Extreme Makeover comes on the tv and you can't find the remote<BR/><BR/>Breaststroke: when two people really love each other...(or when they get really drunk out on the town)<BR/><BR/>Marathon: an extreme girl's day in with Grey's Anatomy and popcorn<BR/><BR/>Boxing: making environmentally friendly forts in your living room<BR/><BR/>Croquet: frog-imitation tournaments<BR/><BR/>Did you know that there's BMX racing in the Olympics this year? Really? What's next, auto racing?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-36281085634187294812008-08-08T09:30:00.000-04:002008-08-08T09:30:00.000-04:00Very entertaining, sorry I lack the cleverness to ...Very entertaining, sorry I lack the cleverness to come up with new ones. <BR/><BR/>I guess I'm 12 years old too 'cause your definition of relay had me in giggles.Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07632697136084854885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-12396951630985792892008-08-08T09:14:00.000-04:002008-08-08T09:14:00.000-04:00You are so creative! I don't know how you come up...You are so creative! I don't know how you come up with all these entertaining dictionary lists. Thanks for the giggle!Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04339643338071382257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-26660090024394185962008-08-08T09:06:00.000-04:002008-08-08T09:06:00.000-04:00The Olympic Torch Relay: an occasion for several F...The Olympic Torch Relay: an occasion for several French protesters to ridicule themselves by failing to wrestle the flame from a wheelchair bound fencing female athlete.<BR/>Sorry, I had to.Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00425148037615520256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-23418815349659569022008-08-08T09:01:00.000-04:002008-08-08T09:01:00.000-04:00Anybody have any other definitions? The Olympics i...Anybody have any other definitions? The Olympics is a challenging subject!The Merryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09660495393832517684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-52285539935551614972008-08-08T08:27:00.000-04:002008-08-08T08:27:00.000-04:00Very funny! LOL! :)Very funny! LOL! :)Nataliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12947353006991599674noreply@blogger.com