Comments on Cranky Fitness: Vita-Mix Blender Giveaway

Wow...and thank you for offering this giveaway.

2008-12-28T10:50:00.000-05:00

Wow...and thank you for offering this giveaway.

Oh! I was mistaken! The "Will it Blend" series u...

2008-12-26T00:29:00.000-05:00

Oh! I was mistaken! The "Will it Blend" series uses a rival inferior brand blender! Vita-Mix is far superior and most certainly should have it's own show. Maybe it does?

If I'm not mistaken, this is the blender used in t...

2008-12-26T00:17:00.000-05:00

If I'm not mistaken, this is the blender used in the engaging "Will It Blend" series on YouTube. It's really quite amusing, especially when they blend the iPhone! Count me in... I think I'd like to blend my Blackberry. Cheers!!

Vita mix Oh Vita mixI long to see you in my kitche...

2008-12-23T19:00:00.000-05:00

Vita mix Oh Vita mix
I long to see you in my kitchen
You will whirl & twirl the days away
& together we will make sweet green smoothies!

I would love to win one of the blenders. Thanks!

2008-12-23T18:53:00.000-05:00

I would love to win one of the blenders. Thanks!

My wife has been all over me to get a Vita-Mix 520...

2008-12-23T16:41:00.000-05:00

My wife has been all over me to get a Vita-Mix 5200 for Christmas. So this would be the best Santa surprise of all!!!

Please, please, please enter my name to win! Thank...

2008-12-23T13:10:00.000-05:00

Please, please, please enter my name to win! Thanks!!

After years breaking all brands of blender,Wiping ...

2008-12-23T12:28:00.000-05:00

After years breaking all brands of blender,

Wiping tears each event would engender,

A top notch Vita-Mix,

Is my ultimate fix,

Since it outlasts the nearest contender!

You can remove my earlier comment from the drawing since I am adding my limerick here. Thanks!

blue margaritalike absent sun in winterblender to ...

2008-12-23T09:20:00.000-05:00

blue margarita
like absent sun in winter
blender to rescue

I need a brand new blenderIt will help to make me ...

2008-12-22T23:31:00.000-05:00

I need a brand new blender
It will help to make me slender
I could make some shakes to slim my bum
But chances are I'll blend some rum
If only I had a way to crush my ice
Thanks Cranky Fitness for being so nice

There's my lame poem. :) I am currently without a blender, so winning this would make my day!

Holy protein shakes! I NEED one!There once was a M...

2008-12-22T22:16:00.000-05:00

Holy protein shakes! I NEED one!

There once was a Mom from SoCal
Who no longer makes shakes for her pals
Her kids made mud pies
Full of dirt, worms, and ice
Now this Mom is -

Ugh! I can't go on w/out breaking down! Tragedy!!

If ever there were a cause worthy of a haiku...Sla...

2008-12-22T20:32:00.000-05:00

If ever there were a cause worthy of a haiku...

Slayer of blenders
Three have fallen before me
Stop me, Vita Mix

Crushing iceRum and coconut are effortless partner...

2008-12-22T20:05:00.000-05:00

Crushing ice
Rum and coconut are effortless partners
Pina coladas yum

bananas, berrieshoney, milk, a noisy crush,smoothi...

2008-12-22T16:02:00.000-05:00

bananas, berries
honey, milk, a noisy crush,
smoothie magic. yum.

Ooooh! I would love to have a new blender!

2008-12-22T15:00:00.000-05:00

Ooooh! I would love to have a new blender!

I used to hate anything involving physical exertio...

2008-12-22T11:59:00.000-05:00

I used to hate anything involving physical exertion,

But now I love my 9 mile running excursions!

I used to hate raw veggies or anything colored green,

But now I love veggies more than anyone my family has ever seen!

I used to hate people who naturally loved to eat healthy,

But now I love spending hours in Whole Foods as if I were wealthy!

I used to hate smoothies because they would always have big ice chunks,

But now (with a Vita-Mix) I love to be a smoothie punk!

My poem-writing skills aren't working out so well ...

2008-12-22T11:37:00.000-05:00

My poem-writing skills aren't working out so well - guess I'll have to hope the random number generator picks me!

Ooh ooh! Random Number Generator pick me! pick me!...

2008-12-22T11:33:00.000-05:00

Ooh ooh! Random Number Generator pick me! pick me! :)

If the blender is as good as i think it is, i can use it to make baby food for the wee one when we get to that!

And then a thick chocolate milkshake for me :)

Splendid mixer morethan one could ever hope forVit...

2008-12-22T10:12:00.000-05:00

Splendid mixer more
than one could ever hope for
Vitamix the one

Ode to a Lost Vita-MixOne day, a couple of years a...

2008-12-22T09:20:00.000-05:00

Ode to a Lost Vita-Mix

One day, a couple of years ago,
My mother decided lots of things had to go.
A garage sale she had because of the urge
To get rid of it all - to rid, to purge!
One of the things,
Among all the others
Was a Vita-Mix,
From my grandmother.

This was pre-smoothie,
Before I knew
The mashed fruit goodness,
Delicious morning stew.

So it escaped my clutches,
That vintage Vita-Mix, tush!
Instead I've a blender
With "Powerful Ice Crush."

But a true Vita-Mix,it must be said,
I crave!
So I submit this -
And I promised it would be bad. :)

i'll blend my own drinksso Jamba Juice can suck it...

2008-12-22T04:06:00.000-05:00

i'll blend my own drinks
so Jamba Juice can suck it
that's six bucks i'll save!

yay i did it!!!

please enter me

2008-12-22T02:40:00.000-05:00

please enter me

Vita-Mix 5200 HaikuA raw food affairHealthy hummus...

2008-12-22T01:25:00.000-05:00

Vita-Mix 5200 Haiku

A raw food affair
Healthy hummus for pennies
Green smoothies galore.

Dreams of silky smooth hummus, ice creams and nut ...

2008-12-22T00:36:00.000-05:00

Dreams of silky smooth hummus, ice creams and nut butters.

Only the Vita-Mix can electrify my taste buds in a minute or under.

The thought of energizing green drinks that alkalize

Only leads me to contemplate the many recipes I can prepare that mezmerize!

I would absolutely love an opportunity to win a Vita-Mix. It is a vegetarians dream.

Wow! My (insert non-Vita-Mix brand here) blender ...

2008-12-21T22:23:00.000-05:00

Wow! My (insert non-Vita-Mix brand here) blender just broke last night as I made a smoothie. I had ruled out the awesome (but unaffordable) Vita-Mix and was debating which brand to try out for the next few weeks until its likely trip to my blender graveyard. Guess I'll try my odds here before I finalize my decision.