<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post321875453847501341..comments</id><updated>2008-07-21T12:19:06.156-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Comments on Cranky Fitness: Cranky Fitness Rewrites the Dictionary</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/feeds/321875453847501341/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><author><name>Crabby McSlacker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12108791388350253344</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>36</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-1310529334753397858</id><published>2008-07-21T12:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-21T12:19:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>awesome list. Just posted proposals for word addit...</title><content type='html'>awesome list. Just posted proposals for word additions to the dictionary on my blog, too, so looks like we're on the same wavelength.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/1310529334753397858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/1310529334753397858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216657140000#c1310529334753397858' title=''/><author><name>Kristina</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18281718504827873022</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-136884289935409489</id><published>2008-07-19T11:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-19T11:42:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Your blog is great!Some others...sprint : my cell ...</title><content type='html'>Your blog is great!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Some others...&lt;BR/&gt;sprint : my cell phone carrier&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;chafing : that kind of dish with the hot flame underneath it&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;bodyglide : when you put on a pair of socks and run around on wood floors (alt: see "slip 'n' slide" and summer fun)&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;tempo : the beat of the song on the radio</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/136884289935409489'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/136884289935409489'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216482120000#c136884289935409489' title=''/><author><name>Sadie J</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10053354423834953944</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-6966980701591703434</id><published>2008-07-16T15:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-16T15:51:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Luuurve this post, thanks!How about this one (I di...</title><content type='html'>Luuurve this post, thanks!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;How about this one (I didn't see it yet, I don't think):&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;PYRAMIDS - What the Egyptians built with their Legos</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/6966980701591703434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/6966980701591703434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216237860000#c6966980701591703434' title=''/><author><name>MJ</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04325061318473887934</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-2136553783866206190</id><published>2008-07-16T03:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-16T03:34:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Intervals:The time when the ads are on TV, giving ...</title><content type='html'>Intervals:&lt;BR/&gt;The time when the ads are on TV, giving you time to restock on snacks and drinks so you don't miss any of your show.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/2136553783866206190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/2136553783866206190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216193640000#c2136553783866206190' title=''/><author><name>Trace</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00743527614508481541</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-8157047743788818117</id><published>2008-07-16T01:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-16T01:07:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Resistance training:Required of soldiers before th...</title><content type='html'>Resistance training:&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Required of soldiers before they attempt a revolution</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/8157047743788818117'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/8157047743788818117'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216184820000#c8157047743788818117' title=''/><author><name>Gabrielle</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07611971818007057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-8284728729223472270</id><published>2008-07-15T20:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T20:42:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm loving /all/ of these definitions! Damn but I'...</title><content type='html'>I'm loving /all/ of these definitions! Damn but I've been outclassed ;)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/8284728729223472270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/8284728729223472270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216168920000#c8284728729223472270' title=''/><author><name>Merry</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09660495393832517684</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17304329064274718402'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-2358943558860499222</id><published>2008-07-15T20:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T20:41:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Fun definitions!  I love 'em!Lift: A mechanical de...</title><content type='html'>Fun definitions!  I love 'em!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Lift: A mechanical device to transport you vertically when too lazy to take the stairs!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Hamstring: A string, usually made of cotton, that ties around a pork roast&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Jumping Jacks: A bunch of men in a mosh pit&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Feeling the burn:  What happens when you stay out in the sun too long</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/2358943558860499222'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/2358943558860499222'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216168860000#c2358943558860499222' title=''/><author><name>Susan</name><uri>http://nutritionfitnesslife.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-932734336246983428</id><published>2008-07-15T20:34:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T20:34:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Another:Runner's high: the result of an LSD</title><content type='html'>Another:&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;Runner's high:&lt;/B&gt; the result of an LSD</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/932734336246983428'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/932734336246983428'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216168440000#c932734336246983428' title=''/><author><name>Shilingi-Moja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07251531486621495599</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-7882561919827596915</id><published>2008-07-15T20:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T20:15:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Wish I was half as clever as some of the other com...</title><content type='html'>Wish I was half as clever as some of the other commentators, but I'm afraid I'll just have to laugh at all of these awesome definitions (instead of making up my own terrible ones). :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/7882561919827596915'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/7882561919827596915'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216167300000#c7882561919827596915' title=''/><author><name>Stephanie</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03584272535630167653</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-7450825576699490452</id><published>2008-07-15T16:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T16:19:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I am all about the Law &amp; Order marathons. You can'...</title><content type='html'>I am all about the Law &amp; Order marathons. You can't pry me off the couch.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Awesome dictionary!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/7450825576699490452'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/7450825576699490452'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216153140000#c7450825576699490452' title=''/><author><name>Stephanie Quilao</name><uri>http://www.backinskinnyjeans.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-8056053537271487833</id><published>2008-07-15T14:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T14:22:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh my goodness, these are the best comments ever!!...</title><content type='html'>Oh my goodness, these are the best comments ever!!!!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/8056053537271487833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/8056053537271487833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216146120000#c8056053537271487833' title=''/><author><name>Crabby McSlacker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/12108791388350253344</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='17138157196049443828'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-5450066342161863660</id><published>2008-07-15T14:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T14:00:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Just off the top of my head:Long run: distance to ...</title><content type='html'>Just off the top of my head:&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;Long run:&lt;/B&gt; distance to the bathroom when one is sick -- the sicker you are, the longer the run&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;LSD:&lt;/B&gt; dangerous drug that gives one the illusion of running 15 miles while sitting on the couch doing "curls" and eating "crunch" (see definitions by tokaiangel above)&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;Repeats:&lt;/B&gt; telling someone over and over how far you could run if you wanted to run&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;Intervals:&lt;/B&gt; the time between repeats (see above) or between long runs (see further above)&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;Splits:&lt;/B&gt; what happens when a former runner tries to put on the shorts he/she wore in high school&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;Gatorade:&lt;/B&gt; unfair advantage in a race because of being chased by a large reptile with sharp teeth&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;5K:&lt;/B&gt; the average amount of weight that an American gains during any holiday or long weekend&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;(As my daughter would say, &lt;I&gt;That was like a joke only not as funny!&lt;/I&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/5450066342161863660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/5450066342161863660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216144800000#c5450066342161863660' title=''/><author><name>Shilingi-Moja</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07251531486621495599</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-6983670514654299946</id><published>2008-07-15T13:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T13:03:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL at post and comments.  People are looking at m...</title><content type='html'>LOL at post and comments.  People are looking at me.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;B&gt;Nike's&lt;/B&gt; brother is the god &lt;B&gt;Adidas,&lt;/B&gt; whose earthly visage manifests as Feli Lopez and whom you can hear on your radio as Run DMC.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;I&gt;"Ever feel like a bit of a fitness square"&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Personally, most of the time I feel like a fitness trapezoid, or perhaps a dodecahedron.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/6983670514654299946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/6983670514654299946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216141380000#c6983670514654299946' title=''/><author><name>littlem</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03718332143368553659</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-8911722805492212050</id><published>2008-07-15T13:01:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T13:01:00.001-04:00</updated><title type='text'>No, no....YOGA- Yogie bear's sister!!!OK- I'm stup...</title><content type='html'>No, no....&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;YOGA- Yogie bear's sister!!!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;OK- I'm stupid...I know!!&lt;BR/&gt;=_</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/8911722805492212050'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/8911722805492212050'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216141260001#c8911722805492212050' title=''/><author><name>Shanna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13696310519725188888</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-7805782529345298110</id><published>2008-07-15T13:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T13:01:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>OK so as a guy here the first one that I thought o...</title><content type='html'>OK so as a guy here the first one that I thought of was:&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Push-Up:  Only the most awesomest bra ever!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Training:  verb. Taking public transportation, as in "are you busing in to work today or are you training it?”</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/7805782529345298110'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/7805782529345298110'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216141260000#c7805782529345298110' title=''/><author><name>Vanilla</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15875001377964050508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-2930014034417000780</id><published>2008-07-15T12:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T12:52:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Great post, great comments!Yoga: (yo-gah) sound ma...</title><content type='html'>Great post, great comments!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Yoga: (yo-gah) sound made when lifting heavy roast from oven.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;I'm sorry, that's lame.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/2930014034417000780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/2930014034417000780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216140720000#c2930014034417000780' title=''/><author><name>Reb</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05318594769530526005</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='05870009218276152062'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-3286256041668843225</id><published>2008-07-15T12:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T12:49:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Very cute!</title><content type='html'>Very cute!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/3286256041668843225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/3286256041668843225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216140540000#c3286256041668843225' title=''/><author><name>Sagan Morrow</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18285850895862247408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-4195051789131457950</id><published>2008-07-15T12:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T12:35:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A few more:Burpees: wee little burps.Pilates: wee ...</title><content type='html'>A few more:&lt;BR/&gt;Burpees: wee little burps.&lt;BR/&gt;Pilates: wee little pilots.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/4195051789131457950'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/4195051789131457950'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216139700000#c4195051789131457950' title=''/><author><name>MDA kid</name><uri>http://www.marksdailyapple.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-953183070574483672</id><published>2008-07-15T12:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T12:06:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ah..Home Run.When I'm too lazy to get to the gym, ...</title><content type='html'>Ah..Home Run.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;When I'm too lazy to get to the gym, so I jog around the house?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/953183070574483672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/953183070574483672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216137960000#c953183070574483672' title=''/><author><name>Dr. J</name><uri>http://calorielab.com/news/categories/dr-j-will-see-you-now/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-7560748146253664134</id><published>2008-07-15T11:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T11:53:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Lunge: quickly lean forward and grab your totterin...</title><content type='html'>Lunge: quickly lean forward and grab your tottering friend who's had too many beers&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Clean and press: washing and ironing&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Dead lift: seance, anyone?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Chest flies: what happens when you put the Thanksgiving turkey only partly on the table while cutting into the breast meat&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Breaststroke: 2nd base date activity (or is that 3rd? I don't know, whatever)&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;This is fun! :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/7560748146253664134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/7560748146253664134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216137180000#c7560748146253664134' title=''/><author><name>Lethological Gourmet</name><uri>http://leth-gourmet.blogspot.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-845577269200503892</id><published>2008-07-15T11:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T11:07:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>man, these are hysterical... unfortunately I got n...</title><content type='html'>man, these are hysterical... unfortunately I got nothin' to add though.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/845577269200503892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/845577269200503892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216134420000#c845577269200503892' title=''/><author><name>gizmogirl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00692507354373401470</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-4033517122351666987</id><published>2008-07-15T10:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T10:55:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>OMG those are hilarious!!  Tokaiangel-the squat!ha...</title><content type='html'>OMG those are hilarious!!  &lt;BR/&gt;Tokaiangel-the squat!haha!&lt;BR/&gt;Nothing to add, wish I was that creative!!  =)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/4033517122351666987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/4033517122351666987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216133700000#c4033517122351666987' title=''/><author><name>Shanna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13696310519725188888</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-5983993376504141665</id><published>2008-07-15T10:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T10:51:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Spinning: A cycle on my washing machine.</title><content type='html'>Spinning: A cycle on my washing machine.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/5983993376504141665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/5983993376504141665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216133460000#c5983993376504141665' title=''/><author><name>WeightingGame</name><uri>theweightinggame.ivillage.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-6292241819970309061</id><published>2008-07-15T10:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T10:18:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>motherofmercy you'd think (ok *I* like to think) I...</title><content type='html'>motherofmercy you'd think (ok *I* like to think) Id have a witty response but Ive got NOTHING!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;**sigh**&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;but I liked yours----does that count?!&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;M.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/6292241819970309061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/6292241819970309061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216131480000#c6292241819970309061' title=''/><author><name>MizFit</name><uri>http://www.mizfitonline.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-372384004113965737</id><published>2008-07-15T10:13:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-15T10:13:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Those are great definitions.:)We've got to define ...</title><content type='html'>Those are great definitions.:)&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;We've got to define fartlek...</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/372384004113965737'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/321875453847501341/comments/default/372384004113965737'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html?showComment=1216131180000#c372384004113965737' title=''/><author><name>Geosomin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15729167937433295927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.crankyfitness.com/2008/07/cranky-fitness-rewrites-dictionary.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1704170106558126102.post-321875453847501341' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1704170106558126102/posts/default/321875453847501341' type='text/html'/></entry></feed>